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My attorney likes to play "Guess the Ceiling!" Lynn says she was making out with my attorney's bro who had just eaten a turkey sandwich and says, "…so i got a piece of turkey in my mouth and in walks his girlfriend who is also my best friend." I was a black knight in the Swiss Army. You can tell all your friends that you met the guy who put the toothpick in the Swiss Army Knife. Oh, and by the way, back to the future here: Fuck MapQuest! It was a dark & stormy night, and i instructed my attorney to go outside & stick a board up his ass. His secretary will record the event. What novels have i … then? Um…"The Anal Rape of Galapagos Turtles." Observation: Tool goes with the mood of the downward-spiraling gonzo wastoid listener – This my attorney observes. Yes, they do seem to be well tapped in to our opium high. M… put her arm around Justin & Justin said, "In five years we're gonna be sitting on Rick's yacht in the Caribbean while you are all mowing your lawns in suburbia. We're gonna be first among the guests because we've stood behind Rick all along – The rest of you can go pound sand! On to July 11, 2002...
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