Now more formally known as..
Lord Duke the Mighty, Mighty Mobile
Museum!
ART CAR RESUME
for Harrod Blanks Art Car Agency
descriptive content & car concept

Statistics:
1976 Ford Granada 2-door
Length x width x height = 18 x 6.5 x 11
Height = 12 feet (entire top section removable for shipping/transport)
Weight = 5,000 lbs.
Construction materials used:
Nuts and bolts, sheet metal screws, baling wire, flexible
steel rebar, cases & cases of 100% silicone, 1-Shot paint, spray foam
insulation and more.
 
Awards:
FIRST PLACE Daily Driver Division, Houston 2000
ARTISTS CHOICE Hawthorne Street Festival Art
Car Parade, Portland, OR, 1998
PEOPLES CHOICE Portland, OR, 1997 Hawthorne
Street Festival Art Car Parade
Exhibitions & Parades:
[Note: This is only a partial list as Duke has appeared in dozens of parades nationwide in his 12 year career.]
Idyllwild, California's Cafe Aroma Featured art installation, May 2003-February 2004
New Orleans 2002 Mardi Gras season (Jan-April), multiple appearances
Albuquerque, NM Arts festival exhibitions, 2000, 2001
Indianapolis 500 Parade and inside pavillion exhibition, May, 2001
Scottsdale, AZ Museum of Contemporary Art, opening
& parade, 1999
Tucumcari, NM Festival exhibition & parade, 1998
San Francisco Art Car Fest, 1998, 1999
Houston, TX Orange Show Art Car Festival & Parade, attended annually 1995-2002
Portland, OR Hawthorne Street Festival Art Car
Parade, 1997, 1998
Minneapolis Wheels As Art Parade & LynLake Street
Fair, 1998
New Orleans Jazz Fest Parade, 1997
Los Angeles FX Collectibles Exhibition w/Doctor
Demento, 1996
Las Cruces, NM spring arts parade, 2000
Bozeman, MT summer parade, 1998
Idyllwild, CA Independence Day parade, 1995, 1996, 2003
Solana Beach, CA Fiesta del Sol parade, 1993
Television & print news:
[Note: This again is only a partial list as so much coverage of Duke occurs w/o my even knowing it, and there is much I have forgotten. For example:
Duke's pièce de résistance May, 2001 At the Indy 500 parade, on a run around the track and at an indoor pavillion show that weekend, television media went paparazzi-crazy over this mad hatter assemblage car from the west, the likes of which one reporter told me "corporate Indianapolis has never seen." Duke appeared on TV every day during our 5-day stay in that city. Alas, what footage I did capture remains on video cassette awaiting digital transfer.]
Automotive Section front page feature! Riverside, CA Press-Enterprise, Feb. 2003
Houston Chronicle photo w/article, May 2002
Albuquerque Tribune, Arts Section front page feature story "Joy Ride" August 10, 2001
ABC Houston Pennzoil Art Car Parade, parade and
interview, April 2000
The Travel Channel American Journey, footage, March
2000
Quatro Rodas, Brazil print article in Brazils
equivalent of Car & Driver, Feb. 2000
San Francisco Chronicle Driven by Creativity, print
interview & photo, Sept. 24, 1999
CNN Burning Man story Fall, 1997
BBC1 Great Britain Burning Man special, feature
interview and footage, Sept. 1998
KZTY 11 NBC Fargo Duke the Art Car news feature, July
1998
ABC Nightline News Burning Man special, footage,
September 1997
KOTI 2 NBC Oregon Duke the Art Car news feature,
August 1997
Channel 2 Germany Meine Amerika, interview and
footage, July 1997
News 25 ABC Dallas Duke the Art Car news feature,
June 1997
PBS Neat Stuff, footage, 1997
The Learning Channel art car feature, footage,
1997
KNBC Los Angeles short news feature on art cars, May
1996
FX TV The Collectibles Show, interview, May 1996
other.. news features in San Francisco; Tucson;
Austin; Houston; Minneapolis; and Rapid City, Mitchell, and
Sioux Falls, SD.
Special attributes:
- Interactive toys and tools abound on Duke, including
several Fisher Price toys with buttons and bells and
windup music boxes, all low on the cars exterior
for the easy reach of small children. An ample array of
dials and toggles and spinning things are within the
reach of adults as well. Also at adult height are a
self-serve postcard box, an informative "Top 10 Questions
Answered" plaque, and a 3-ring binder bolted to the
cars trunk featuring laminated photos and articles
and history of the car. Dukes interior is chock
full of smaller treasures, many of which are toys with
pull-strings or wind-up activation.
.
- The Live-in Steamer Trunk Sculpture is surely
Dukes most fantastic attribute. Literally an
"upstairs" to the car, the Trunk Sculpture is a loft
bedroom 5-feet wide by 8-feet long by 5-feet high
comprised of the exteriors of 23 old travel trunks bound
together with steel rebar, spray foam and silicone, and
attached to the car in a welded bed rail frame. Duke
features 3 gutted television sets for windows; two of
these are upstairs in the Trunk Sculpture. The ceiling of
the trunk room is almost entirely sky, featuring a 3-foot
by 5-foot household bubble skylight which can either be
opened for ventilation or removed entirely, as during a
parade so that many people can stand up top and wave out.
Built as it was to resemble a piled-high stack of luggage
atop the car, the "moving cross country" theme actually
works, fooling most observers into thinking the trunks
are whole. Percentage-wise, few people guess that the
sculpture is empty and serves as sleeping quarters. The
interior theme of the Trunk Sculpture is "The Station."
Featuring an operational HO-scale train and two dozen
tiny, lighted dioramas or "shrines" to friends and family
now-deceased, the theme reflects the message of the poem
of the same name, reminding us to enjoy the journey to
its fullest and not always be looking to "Get there!", to
get to the station which, in the end, is death. [The
Trunk Sculpture interior theme work is presently under
construction.]
.
- Truly a rolling museum, Duke features an under
layer of seven years of public graffiti, including
autographs of Stephen Stills, Eric Idle, Weird Al
Yankovich and Ken Kesey; photographs of Martin Sheen,
Wavy Gravy and other luminaries posing with the car; and
a 1996 letter of gratitude and awe from the Chairman of
the Board of Ford Motor Co.
.
- Upon Dukes dashboard rests every silver
dollar and Boy Scout achievement badge and ring and
bracelet and belt buckle and every other thing I
treasured as a child growing up. The steering wheel,
totally encrusted with beads and jewels and coins,
features at its center a pair of mirror sunglasses
through which I have watched myself pilot this
ever-blooming coral-reef-of-a-car through ten years and
dozens of parades and road trips nationwide. And
Dukes downstairs ceiling is a photo gallery and
treasure trove of the cars and my history.
.
- Two brass ships portal windows from a
yacht once-owned by Herbert Hoover make up the cars
two rear side windows.
.
- Objects of very special sentimental value
abound on Dukes interior, including: my first
nephews first bottle nipples, saved before my
sister could throw them out and glued to the ceiling with
pictures inside of my sister growing up; a 2-foot long
braid of my girlfriends hair, the full measure of
her hair growth from when she lost her virginity to when
she met me; and a French medal of honor with the photo of
Pierre de Gaulle presenting it to my beloved,
now-deceased mentor.
.
- In the past year, colored lighting has become a
part of Dukes showmanship. Currently Duke features:
a cast human skull with red light emanating from the eye
sockets; a horse skull on the hood with bright green eye
lights; red and orange interior lighting; a bright red
ships lantern on the Trunk Sculpture drivers
side; a dozen back-lit seashells in a landing strip-like,
V-pattern on the hood; and ultra-violet lighting upstairs
in the Trunk Sculpture.
Everything else:
- Inspiration Hunter Thompsons writing; a
love of pirates and ships and steamer trunks; frustration
with my own writing and the loneliness and lack of
response that went with it.
- How long Ten years, very slowly.
- Where made California, Oregon, Arizona,
Texas & New Mexico
- How many people helped thousands I
believe, though only with the paint under layer
- Transformation awesome, from a
graffitied chop-top "convertible" to a roofed graffiti
and found-object car to the massive, antler and
typewriter and skull and bone-encrusted road galleon that
Duke is today.
- Victories In late 1998, my labor and the
love and cash donations of some two dozen art car artist
friends brought Duke back from dead-engine death with the
installation of a new engine. Duke was voted the favorite
of his peers at an art car parade in Portland in 1998,
and took First Place Award in Houston among daily driver
art cars in 2000.
- Tragedies More than anything, the death
of my mentor before she got to see Dukes rise to
fame or see us on parade in a major event like Houston or
San Francisco. Otherwise, Duke has been very lucky and
was only side-swiped once, of which the resulting dents
only gave rise to more gluing on of objects.
- Discoveries I have, I believe,
discovered what it is to be famous and am thankful that I
can walk away from my car when Ive had enough and
disappear into the crowd, invisible, a nobody.
About the driver:
I am presently at work on a feature-length screenplay, the
proposal for which caught the interest of "Fight Club"
director David Fincher. I am a writer of great versatility
and talent. I have in my treasure chest three unpublished
novels, half a dozen self-published volumes of poetry, and
close to a hundred steno notebook journals. I am also an
accomplished public speaker, capable of talking with ease to
large groups about my art, my writing and my travels. I
frequently read my poetry aloud at poetry readings. I have
also done voice-over work for documentaries and radio. I
have a hidden talent that I am hoping to have surface in the
form of a humorous monologue: celebrity voice imitation.
From the ages of 6 to 15, I was a child stage actor and am
not only at ease on stage but am something of a ham when I
get going. I juggle machetes and spit fire when the occasion
calls.
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